Write For Your Life

Ashley Lariviere
123 Ash Ave
123 456

February 2, 2012

HMS Princess Margaret,

          O Captain, My Captain ,
As the top student at Princess Margaret in grade eleven. Okay, who are we kidding?! As your average, lazy grade eleven student, I understand that you’re going to have to make a very difficult decision. No worries, your highness I’m here to take all your worries away. I know that everyone else has told you how worthy they are, but they’re all liars. No one is worthy enough for someone as superior as you. But please, let me tell you that as lovely as you are, your a-- .. butt is going to be thrown into jail when you come out of this. Now, let me tell you a little bit about myself. My name is Ashley Lariviere, but you already knew that. I bet you didn’t know that I’m going to be Canada’s top lawyer. Oh, and here’s another plus for you, I’m going to major in criminology! Not good enough for you? I’ll work for free for you, just because the kind lady you are, let me live. Is this still not convincing you? Okay, well let me break it down for you. 25 to life for murder of the first degree, plus an additional 2 years for every dead body. Not good at math? That’s 54 extra. Altogether that’s 79 years. And I mean, we aren’t getting any younger.. Life’s looking pretty good for you though eh? That was sarcasm in case you didn’t catch on. With me, Ashley Lariviere representing you, I can guarantee you that all of your problems will be taken care of. You’ll live a care free life, with no criminal record, or jail time. I hope I’ve made your life-ruining-jail-till-I-die choice easier for you.

                                                          Yours Dearly,

                                                                            Ashley Lariviere

Ashley Who?

     After getting her acceptance letter to Hogwarts, the first thing Ashley decided to do was to tweet. "I GOT ACCEPTED TO HOGWARTS!!!" Ashley has a passion for the website Twitter, like the love of a mother would have to her new born son. People in the muggle world love to read her tweets. With 128 followers, she has to keep them updated somehow when she leaves to the magical world. With her purple suit cases, to match her favourite colour, she heads on her way to Platform 9 3/4. As Ashley is an emotional girl, she starts to tear up while saying good-bye to her very loved brother, who is bald, Shawn. On the train to Hogwarts, Ashley stumbled apon a young chap, Sayre Potter. She took quite the fancy to his last name, and he did to hers. After a few hours of talking about how excited they are to take French and how they'll "Skype" all the time, they decided they would switch their last names. Ashley Lariviere, became Ashley Potter. Sayre Potter became Sayre Lariviere. A few months past, and Christmas, Ashley's favourite holiday came around. She mostly worked at Subway during the holidays to save up enough money to go to Shanghai, China during her summer off. It was always her dream to go there. Although she hated working there more than the hate Superman has for Lex Luther. While learning some pretty cool spells, she used the spell "wingardium leviosa", the levitating spell to move things in her dorm room around, because she's too lazy to actually move herself. The end of the year came a little bit to quickly for Ashley, but she was happy with her year, and happy that she found herself an amazing friend, Sayre Lariviere. Before they said good-bye for the summer, Ashley said to Sayre "Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."